“We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge, or gallantry, would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”
–John Adams, second President of the United States
February, 2009
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Feb 09
WWJAD?
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Feb 09
@OHHDLROFLCOPTERS
The Dalai Lama (aka Punxsutawney Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso) sees his own shadow, signaling 6 more months of Communist Chinese oppression.
So apparently, the Dalai Lama isn’t really on Twitter. Big surpise there. I guess if you want REAL Twitlightenment, you’ll have to turn to @BhagwanMike instead.
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Feb 09
What Would Sharpton Do?
Al Sharpton thinks this cartoon is racist
The above cartoon appeared in the New York Post earlier today, immediately giving now-Irrelevant Race-Bater Al Sharpton a massive chub:
The cartoon was, in actuality, a(n unfunny) reference to the shooting of Connecticut Celeb-u-Chimp “Travis.” Travis, who mauled and bit his owner’s friend, was executed earlier this week by a police firing squad, setting off a frenzy of angry non-existent Travis fans all over the United States and Southern Cambodia.
See, folks… the idea was that the “stimulus bill” is so retardedly stupid and damaging to the country that only a crazed chimp could’ve written it. Get it? It’s a JOKE. Even a Cave Man can do it? Even a Chimp could write it? Get it?
The Stamford, Connecticut chapter of PETA released the following outraged statement:
So what does the above cartoon have to do with racism?
Whut? Me Wurry?
Al Sharpton, that’s what.
The pork-filled fascist stimulus bill was authored by Congress, not Obama. The “monkey” was actually a chimpanzee. The “chimpanzee” was actually referring to a real chimpanzee, not a black man. Please… it’s 2009, folks. Can we stop looking for racism under every white hood yet?
Until those financially vested in the business of racism (ahem) join the ranks of the unemployed and the far left stops segregating people by color, I’m afraid that racism doesn’t stand much of a chance of ever dying in this country. Let the stupidity go. (Oh, and for those who actually are racist… knock it the fuck off, already. kthxbai!)
Then again, maybe Sean Delonas really is a racist. Hmmm… I didn’t think about that.