Monthly Archives: December 2009
Viewer Mail
In response to my insightful editorial on the universally-acknowledged evil that is the Black Eye Peas, astute Wisconsin reader Zack Marcotte writes: “WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU DIPSHIT! YOU CAN’T TELL PEOPLE WHAT MUSIC TO LISTEN TO, I … Continue reading
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Auctioneers Creep Me Out
Auctioneers creep me out. I don’t know exactly why. Maybe it’s because I’m afraid they want to eat me. Maybe it’s because they remind me of my former life in Iowa. Auctioneers are big in Iowa. Not big as in … Continue reading
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Was John Lennon Psychic?
In hindsight, it certainly would appear that John Lennon was psychic when he penned the song “Norwegian Wood.” I mean… how else could he have known that Elin Nordegren would go after Tiger with a golf club? [ba-dump-ching!] (Yeah, I … Continue reading
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Dear SciFi (SyFy) Channel
First off, I’ll be blunt: the new name is awful. “SciFi” was a good name. “SyFy” is made of diet fail. Everyone in the world agrees with me, with the possible exception of the few executards that voted to change … Continue reading
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Top 1 Most Horrifically Awful Movie I’ve Seen Today
Transylmania.
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Top 5 Most Annoying People on Twitter
@BarackObama – Barack Obama Claim to fame: TechPhony Followers: 2,795,004 Sample Tweets: Irrelevant. He’s never used Twitter, despite duping millions into believing that he actually was using it. @PerezHilton – Perez Hilton (aka Mario Armando Lavandeira) Claim to fame: Drawing … Continue reading
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