Author Archives: Michael

Attention Amateur Videographers

When you go to the movie theater, do you lie down on your side in the front row and watch like that?  Is that what you like, you freaky bastards? If you hold your camera like this… … then your … Continue reading

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Top 4 Things That Nicolas Cage Has Never Said

Nicolas Cage is famous for having said a lot of great stuff over the years.  We at HackerHaus have collected 4 lesser-known things NiCage has never said: #4 — “I am a Dracula!” #3 — “I am the Princess of … Continue reading

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Writing Every Damn Day

To write? Or not to write?  That isn’t the question.  The question is how often and about what to write. If I were to begin writing Every. Damn. Day., I’d probably need to create some sort of schedule… you know, … Continue reading

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Look! It’s a Heart-Shaped Cloud!

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Hacker’s Law: The Internet Comment Proximity Asshole Effect

Yesterday’s post was—by far—the most read and discussed thing (to my knowledge) that I have ever published.  As of this writing, it has been shared on Facebook well over 300 times and has even generated a little bit of conversation on … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to the Open Carry Community: Let’s Talk

Dear AR-15 Open Carry Enthusiasts, Hello.  My name is Michael.  Like you, I am a responsible, peaceful firearms owner.  Let’s talk. I know your rights are under assault.  Believe me… I feel the heat and rhetoric coming from the hoplophobes and statists … Continue reading

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Breaux…

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Wait for it…

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James Francis Byrnes

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2014

Happy New Year to all my friends and family in and from all parts of the world. 明けましておめでとうございます。 С Новым годом.  Feliz Ano Novo.  Hau’oli Makahiki Hou.  새해 복 많이 받으세요.  新年快樂.  नया साल मुबारक हो.  Bonne année.  Glückliches neues … Continue reading

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