Category Archives: TV

Yes, folks… it’s that time again. Time for once-famous “celebrities” to strut their stuff on the dance floor in hopes of taking home the coveted prize: a 2nd chance at scraping together a bit of fame and cashing in before … Continue reading →

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Oh, Elders, fleet and strong and wise, appear before my seeking eyes!  Why have you ruined my childhood? On a whim of misplaced nostalgia, I decided to watch the old “Shazam!” TV show from the 1970s.  When I watched it … Continue reading →

First off, I’ll be blunt: the new name is awful. “SciFi” was a good name. “SyFy” is made of diet fail. Everyone in the world agrees with me, with the possible exception of the few executards that voted to change … Continue reading →

Ken Ober, former host of the 80′s MTV game show “Remote Control” (aka bye-bye music videos), was found dead in his home.  No cause of death has been released. “Remote Control” was responsible for spawning the careers of such celebrities … Continue reading →

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“Michael Jackson” are not just pretty words to say I thought I knew But now I know that he never grows old… Because he’s a Cylon.  And here is the photographic evidence to prove it: Take that, Ron Moore, you … Continue reading →

At long last, Sarah Silverman and medium-time dough-y companion Jimmy Kimmel have called it quits.  Finally.  Now’s my chance. Jimmy… I think there are some donuts in the other room.  Scamper.  Sarah… I’m addressing this directly to you.  Slide on … Continue reading →

The world of D-List “Celebrity” ballroom dancing hit a new low last night in the form of ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars.” I’m sure everyone was horrified by the shame that “Master P” (aka Percy Miller) brought to the floor. … Continue reading →