Category Archives: Humor

The World Cup

Posted on 06/21/2010 by Michael

It’s FIFA World Cup time again, and like all red-blooded ‘Muricans, I have been waiting in anticipation for each and every game of the World Cup so that I can ignore each and every game of the World Cup. This … Continue reading →

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Buddy, can you spare a United Future World Currency?

Posted on 06/20/2010 by Michael

Fellow world citizens, I present… The Future!  United Future World Currency, that is! Comrades, feast your Vulcan squinties on this sparkly bastard!  Available for a limited time, in a limited test run, in a limited joint venture between The Belgian … Continue reading →

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The Karate Kid

Posted on 06/10/2010 by Michael

Just about everyone I know has been asking the same question lately:  “Huh?  ‘Karate’ Kid?  Shouldn’t it be ‘Kung Fu’ Kid?” With the massive ecological disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, controversy over illegal immigration, high unemployment, the still-tanking world … Continue reading →

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Dear People Who Make Movies and TV Shows

Posted on 03/31/2010 by Michael

Thanks for keeping us entertained. I rather enjoy watching military-related programs like NCIS and pretty much any action/spy movies with a high SBU factor.  In other words, pretty much anything with Matt Damon beating the holy living shit out of … Continue reading →

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Dancing With The Stars

Posted on 03/02/2010 by Michael

Yes, folks… it’s that time again. Time for once-famous “celebrities” to strut their stuff on the dance floor in hopes of taking home the coveted prize: a 2nd chance at scraping together a bit of fame and cashing in before … Continue reading →

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Diff’rent Strokes

Posted on 01/26/2010 by Michael

Child actor and noted gollum Gary Coleman was arrested in his Utah home on charges related to domestic violence. Waitaminute… UTAH?  Seriously?  Wow.  I’d never have seen that coming.  UTAH??? Still… it would’ve been so much cooler if he’d been … Continue reading →

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Ricky Gervais Rocks the Golden Globes

Posted on 01/18/2010 by Michael

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Shazam!

Posted on 01/05/2010 by Michael

Oh, Elders, fleet and strong and wise, appear before my seeking eyes!  Why have you ruined my childhood? On a whim of misplaced nostalgia, I decided to watch the old “Shazam!” TV show from the 1970s.  When I watched it … Continue reading →

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Viewer Mail

Posted on 12/31/2009 by Michael

In response to my insightful editorial on the universally-acknowledged evil that is the Black Eye Peas, astute Wisconsin reader Zack Marcotte writes: “WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU DIPSHIT!  YOU CAN’T TELL PEOPLE WHAT MUSIC TO LISTEN TO, I … Continue reading →

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Auctioneers Creep Me Out

Posted on 12/16/2009 by Michael

Auctioneers creep me out.  I don’t know exactly why.  Maybe it’s because I’m afraid they want to eat me.  Maybe it’s because they remind me of my former life in Iowa.  Auctioneers are big in Iowa.  Not big as in … Continue reading →

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