For me (and others), the Year of the Rabbit was pretty crappy in a lot of ways. Don’t get me wrong… being alive surely beats the alternative (I presume). But, there are two faces to being alive: living and existing. I survived 2011. I existed, but I didn’t really do
Hearken back, if you will, to my commentary from June 30th, 2008 entitled Lexicontortion. In a nutshell, I was lamenting over corporate- and government-sponsored changes in our language that have resulted in the loss of the size “small” from the vernacular.
Well, apparently Burger King reads my blog. Or
Does anyone else have a problem with the above sign?
Let’s define our terms: “Medium” is Small. “Large” is Medium. And “King” is WayTooFuckingBig. Welcome to America. Please roll thru.
Corporate America is brainlaundering us into believing that we are getting more value just because they have changed how their