Category: Language

The King reads my blog

Hearken back, if you will, to my commentary from June 30th, 2008 entitled Lexicontortion.  In a nutshell, I was lamenting over corporate- and government-sponsored changes in our language that have resulted in the loss of the size “small” from the vernacular.

Well, apparently Burger King reads my blog.  Or



Does anyone else have a problem with the above sign?

Let’s define our terms:  “Medium” is Small.  “Large” is Medium.  And “King” is WayTooFuckingBig.  Welcome to America.  Please roll thru.

Corporate America is brainlaundering us into believing that we are getting more value just because they have changed how their

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