http://hackerhaus.com If you're looking for me, you're in the wrong place... Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:56:44 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en ...at various places in the solar system: 7,140   pounds on the Sun 97   pounds on Mercury or Mars 255   pounds on Earth 232   pounds on Venus or Uranus 43   pounds on the Moon 648   pounds on Jupiter 275   pounds on Saturn 303   pounds on Neptune 13   pounds on Pluto Shamelessly stolen from IRC @ work. http://hackerhaus.com/2008/08/24/how-much-elvis-would-weigh/ "Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people.  Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st Century." -- President George W. Bush on the Russian invasion of Georgia in August 2008 http://hackerhaus.com/2008/08/11/quote-of-the-day/ Did all the push ups for week one.  My max on day three (after 15 / 13 / 10 / 10) was 22, for a grand total of 70 pushups today.  So, I started on week one with a max of 20, and this week, after doing 48 pushups, I ... http://hackerhaus.com/2008/08/02/100-push-ups-week-one-results/ Yeah, yeah... I did more push ups (61 in total) today. Blah, blah, blah. I'm not going to bore you with an ad nauseum blow-by-blow of every workout. Maybe I'll post a weekly tally or something. Or maybe I'll just keep you guessing until I actually ... http://hackerhaus.com/2008/07/30/why-im-doing-the-100-push-up-challenge/ Week 1 / Day 1: 10 x 2 8 x 1 6 x 1 max (15) x 1 http://hackerhaus.com/2008/07/29/100-push-ups-2/ For some reason, I have decided to start doing the 100 push ups challenge. Yeah, me... Mr. "Exercise Blows."  Me... exercising.  Who'd-a-thunk it? Q.  Why am I doing this? A.  How the hell should I know?  Why did I start doing yoga?  Why have I been eating better, exercising, and ... http://hackerhaus.com/2008/07/26/100-push-ups/ I've gotten out of the practice of posting videos on my blog, but this one is just too [bleep]ing funny to pass up. http://hackerhaus.com/2008/07/23/bleeping-brilliant/ At long last, Sarah Silverman and medium-time dough-y companion Jimmy Kimmel have called it quits.  Finally.  Now's my chance. Jimmy... I think there are some donuts in the other room.  Scamper.  Sarah... I'm addressing this directly to you.  Slide on over and let me drop some sexy on you... You're beautiful, sexy, ... http://hackerhaus.com/2008/07/14/call-me-sarah/ Hacker's Law of Success (in 4 parts): 1.  Stop beating yourself up or I will do it for you. 2.  Quit worrying about what you imagine I or anyone else might think of you. 3.  Courage is NOT the absence of fear.  It is being scared shitless and doing it anyway. 4.  Shut the ... http://hackerhaus.com/2008/07/10/hackers-law-of-success/ Does anyone else have a problem with the above sign? Let's define our terms:  "Medium" is Small.  "Large" is Medium.  And "King" is WayTooFuckingBig.  Welcome to America.  Please roll thru. Corporate America is brainlaundering us into believing that we are getting more value just because they have changed how their minimum wage ... http://hackerhaus.com/2008/06/30/lexicontortion/