Author Archives: Michael
ObamaWatch 2008: WTF??? Edition
We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded. Exactly … Continue reading
Hacker’s Law of Looking Good
“Accept the inevitable as gracefully as possible, simultaneously positioning yourself so it looks not only like you expected it, but caused it to happen.” The underlying principle here is to exhale, release, and adjust yourself in as relaxed a manner … Continue reading
State of the State
So… how is America doing? Take this little quiz and see for yourself! Answer yes, no, or somewhat to the following: Abolition of property in land and application of all rents of land to public purposes. A heavy progressive or … Continue reading
Good Ol’ Days
If you’re anything like me, as you grow older, you find yourself yearning more and more for the good ol’ days. I’m not talking about Grapes of Wrath Good Ol’ Days. I’m talking about some serious Hardline Soviet Union-style Communism … Continue reading
Manly Bike for Sale
Ok, I don’t normally just copy things from other people (ahem), but this was too good to pass up. Bike for sale. What kind of bike? I don’t know, I’m not a bike scientist. What I am though is a … Continue reading
Palin-drome
In the spirit of fair play, here is a leaked excerpt from VP candidate Sarah Palin’s upcoming RNC speech. Disclaimer: this might also be real. On her experience as a public servant: “I had the privilege of living most of … Continue reading
And now I know…
“Michael Jackson” are not just pretty words to say I thought I knew But now I know that he never grows old… Because he’s a Cylon. And here is the photographic evidence to prove it: Take that, Ron Moore, you … Continue reading
Bloggin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo
Tonight was quite interesting. Had a fantastic night at the dojo. Talked to a very interesting visitor who may or may not decide to come back. Enjoyed a light show unlike anything I’ve ever seen. Weathered a storm unlike anything … Continue reading