[bleep]ing brilliant

I’ve gotten out of the practice of posting videos on my blog, but this one is just too [bleep]ing funny to pass up.

Call me, Sarah

At long last, Sarah Silverman and medium-time dough-y companion Jimmy Kimmel have called it quits.  Finally.  Now's my chance. Jimmy... I think there are some donuts in the other room.  Scamper.  Sarah... I'm addressing this directly to you.  Slide on over and let me drop some sexy on you... You're beautiful, sexy, ...


Hacker’s Law of Success

Hacker's Law of Success (in 4 parts): 1.  Stop beating yourself up or I will do it for you. 2.  Quit worrying about what you imagine I or anyone else might think of you. 3.  Courage is NOT the absence of fear.  It is being scared shitless and doing it anyway. 4.  Shut the ...


Lexicontortion

Does anyone else have a problem with the above sign? Let's define our terms:  "Medium" is Small.  "Large" is Medium.  And "King" is WayTooFuckingBig.  Welcome to America.  Please roll thru. Corporate America is brainlaundering us into believing that we are getting more value just because they have changed how their minimum wage ...


Phoenix: Sweatiest City

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2008/06/25/20080625sweatycities0626-ON.html


Yoga Progress

In an attempt to further impress the ladies, I have decided to become bendy.  Considering that I am tight as hell, this is proving to be quite the undertaking.  Also considering... I'm lazy. So here it is... my progress so far.  The top photo was taken back in January.  The bottom ...