Author Archives: Michael
Storm
It started with constant, unending lightning orbiting Tempe. Yes, I said orbiting. Then the wind. Then the rain. Then the hail. This storm flooded roads, killed power, stranded drivers, and threw 50′ trees out into the middle of University Drive … Continue reading
Obama Pre-venge?
Wanna read some of Obama’s speech before he gives it tonight? Disclaimer: This COULD actually be real… “Four years ago, I stood before you and told you my story – of the brief union between a young man from Kenya … Continue reading
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Jumper
Loop 101 at Elliot Road was reopened on Thursday following a nearly 20-minute closure as authorities tried to calm a suicidal man standing on a fence at the overpass. At about noon, Department of Public Safety officials responded to the … Continue reading
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How much Elvis would weigh…
…at various places in the solar system: 7,140 pounds on the Sun 97 pounds on Mercury or Mars 255 pounds on Earth 232 pounds on Venus or Uranus 43 pounds on the Moon 648 pounds on Jupiter 275 pounds on … Continue reading
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Quote of the Day
“Russia has invaded a sovereign neighboring state and threatens a democratic government elected by its people. Such an action is unacceptable in the 21st Century.” — President George W. Bush on the Russian invasion of Georgia in August 2008
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100 push ups: week one results
Did all the push ups for week one. My max on day three (after 15 / 13 / 10 / 10) was 22, for a grand total of 70 pushups today. So, I started on week one with a max … Continue reading
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Why I’m doing the 100 push up challenge
Yeah, yeah… I did more push ups (61 in total) today. Blah, blah, blah. I’m not going to bore you with an ad nauseum blow-by-blow of every workout. Maybe I’ll post a weekly tally or something. Or maybe I’ll just … Continue reading
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100 push ups
For some reason, I have decided to start doing the 100 push ups challenge. Yeah, me… Mr. “Exercise Blows.” Me… exercising. Who’d-a-thunk it? Q. Why am I doing this? A. How the hell should I know? Why did I start … Continue reading
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[bleep]ing brilliant
I’ve gotten out of the practice of posting videos on my blog, but this one is just too [bleep]ing funny to pass up.
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