Author Archives: Michael
Call me, Sarah
At long last, Sarah Silverman and medium-time dough-y companion Jimmy Kimmel have called it quits. Finally. Now’s my chance. Jimmy… I think there are some donuts in the other room. Scamper. Sarah… I’m addressing this directly to you. Slide on … Continue reading
Hacker’s Law of Success
Hacker’s Law of Success (in 4 parts): 1. Stop beating yourself up or I will do it for you. 2. Quit worrying about what you imagine I or anyone else might think of you. 3. Courage is NOT the absence … Continue reading
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Lexicontortion
Does anyone else have a problem with the above sign? Let’s define our terms: “Medium” is Small. “Large” is Medium. And “King” is WayTooFuckingBig. Welcome to America. Please roll thru. Corporate America is brainlaundering us into believing that we are … Continue reading
Phoenix: Sweatiest City
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2008/06/25/20080625sweatycities0626-ON.html
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Yoga Progress
In an attempt to further impress the ladies, I have decided to become bendy. Considering that I am tight as hell, this is proving to be quite the undertaking. Also considering… I’m lazy. So here it is… my progress so … Continue reading
Moji in FireFox 3
For those of you who have been using Moji in previous versions of FireFox, but have been disappointed to find that it is unavailable in FF3, here’s a quick solution that worked for me. The fix lies in the fact … Continue reading