Author Archives: Michael

FAWM

Posted on 02/01/2010 by Michael

Are you FAWMing? FAWM stands for February Album Writing Month. Each February, hundreds of people all over the world are spending the entire month writing, recording, and releasing music. The goal is to complete 14 songs by the end of … Continue reading →

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Diff’rent Strokes

Posted on 01/26/2010 by Michael

Child actor and noted gollum Gary Coleman was arrested in his Utah home on charges related to domestic violence. Waitaminute… UTAH? Seriously? Wow. I’d never have seen that coming. UTAH??? Still… it would’ve been so much cooler if he’d been … Continue reading →

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Ricky Gervais Rocks the Golden Globes

Posted on 01/18/2010 by Michael

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Shazam!

Posted on 01/05/2010 by Michael

Oh, Elders, fleet and strong and wise, appear before my seeking eyes! Why have you ruined my childhood? On a whim of misplaced nostalgia, I decided to watch the old “Shazam!” TV show from the 1970s. When I watched it … Continue reading →

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Viewer Mail

Posted on 12/31/2009 by Michael

In response to my insightful editorial on the universally-acknowledged evil that is the Black Eye Peas, astute Wisconsin reader Zack Marcotte writes: “WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU DIPSHIT! YOU CAN’T TELL PEOPLE WHAT MUSIC TO LISTEN TO, I … Continue reading →

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Auctioneers Creep Me Out

Posted on 12/16/2009 by Michael

Auctioneers creep me out. I don’t know exactly why. Maybe it’s because I’m afraid they want to eat me. Maybe it’s because they remind me of my former life in Iowa. Auctioneers are big in Iowa. Not big as in … Continue reading →

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Team Edward

Posted on 12/10/2009 by Michael

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Was John Lennon Psychic?

Posted on 12/10/2009 by Michael

In hindsight, it certainly would appear that John Lennon was psychic when he penned the song “Norwegian Wood.” I mean… how else could he have known that Elin Nordegren would go after Tiger with a golf club? [ba-dump-ching!] (Yeah, I … Continue reading →

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Dear SciFi (SyFy) Channel

Posted on 12/08/2009 by Michael

First off, I’ll be blunt: the new name is awful. “SciFi” was a good name. “SyFy” is made of diet fail. Everyone in the world agrees with me, with the possible exception of the few executards that voted to change … Continue reading →