Category Archives: Humor
An Open Letter to @PennJillette
Dear Mr. Jillette, On your recent episode of “Penn’s Sunday School,” you admonished us, your listeners, to reach out and contact our heroes while they are still able to answer (my words, not yours). Since my séance machine is in … Continue reading
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Kim Jong-un: The Un-cola
The Dear Leader is dead! Long live the Dear Leader! With the timely demise of his father, Kim Jong-un has been suddenly thrust into North Korea’s only working spotlight. Jong-un is the youngest son of the recently croaked Kim Jong-il and … Continue reading
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My Take on the 2012 GOP Candidates
Perhaps you’ve been losing sleep wondering what I think about the current field of GOP candidates for the 2012 election. Perhaps this lack of sleep has degraded your health to the point where you have sought out experimental medical treatment … Continue reading
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Obligatory @CharlieSheen Post
Charlie Sheen has experienced a sort of spiritual epiphany as of late. He is the topic of conversation everywhere you turn. Overnight, seemingly by some sort of warlock magic, he became the undisputed champion of Twitter and Ustream. Charlie Sheen … Continue reading
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The World Cup
It’s FIFA World Cup time again, and like all red-blooded ‘Muricans, I have been waiting in anticipation for each and every game of the World Cup so that I can ignore each and every game of the World Cup. This … Continue reading
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Buddy, can you spare a United Future World Currency?
Fellow world citizens, I present… The Future! United Future World Currency, that is! Comrades, feast your Vulcan squinties on this sparkly bastard! Available for a limited time, in a limited test run, in a limited joint venture between The Belgian … Continue reading
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The Karate Kid
Just about everyone I know has been asking the same question lately: “Huh? ‘Karate’ Kid? Shouldn’t it be ‘Kung Fu’ Kid?” With the massive ecological disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, controversy over illegal immigration, high unemployment, the still-tanking world … Continue reading
Dear People Who Make Movies and TV Shows
Thanks for keeping us entertained. I rather enjoy watching military-related programs like NCIS and pretty much any action/spy movies with a high SBU factor. In other words, pretty much anything with Matt Damon beating the holy living shit out of … Continue reading
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Dancing With The Stars
Yes, folks… it’s that time again. Time for once-famous “celebrities” to strut their stuff on the dance floor in hopes of taking home the coveted prize: a 2nd chance at scraping together a bit of fame and cashing in before … Continue reading
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