Category Archives: Humor
Ark to be Revealed
According to news sources, the leader of the Ethiopian Orthodox Church, Patriarch Abuna Paulos, has reportedly informed Pope Benedict XVI that he will publicly reveal the Ark of the Covenant, long thought to be either myth or lost forever to … Continue reading
The White Guy Strikes Again
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What Would Sharpton Do?
The above cartoon appeared in the New York Post earlier today, immediately giving now-Irrelevant Race-Bater Al Sharpton a massive chub: The cartoon in today’s New York Post is troubling at best given the historic racist attacks of African-Americans as being … Continue reading
@OHHDLROFLCOPTERS
So apparently, the Dalai Lama isn’t really on Twitter. Big surpise there. I guess if you want REAL Twitlightenment, you’ll have to turn to @BhagwanMike instead.
The King reads my blog
Hearken back, if you will, to my commentary from June 30th, 2008 entitled Lexicontortion. In a nutshell, I was lamenting over corporate- and government-sponsored changes in our language that have resulted in the loss of the size “small” from the … Continue reading
Hacker’s Law of Looking Good
“Accept the inevitable as gracefully as possible, simultaneously positioning yourself so it looks not only like you expected it, but caused it to happen.” The underlying principle here is to exhale, release, and adjust yourself in as relaxed a manner … Continue reading
Good Ol’ Days
If you’re anything like me, as you grow older, you find yourself yearning more and more for the good ol’ days. I’m not talking about Grapes of Wrath Good Ol’ Days. I’m talking about some serious Hardline Soviet Union-style Communism … Continue reading
Manly Bike for Sale
Ok, I don’t normally just copy things from other people (ahem), but this was too good to pass up. Bike for sale. What kind of bike? I don’t know, I’m not a bike scientist. What I am though is a … Continue reading