Category Archives: Humor
And now I know…
“Michael Jackson” are not just pretty words to say I thought I knew But now I know that he never grows old… Because he’s a Cylon. And here is the photographic evidence to prove it: Take that, Ron Moore, you … Continue reading
Bloggin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo
Tonight was quite interesting. Had a fantastic night at the dojo. Talked to a very interesting visitor who may or may not decide to come back. Enjoyed a light show unlike anything I’ve ever seen. Weathered a storm unlike anything … Continue reading
How much Elvis would weigh…
…at various places in the solar system: 7,140 pounds on the Sun 97 pounds on Mercury or Mars 255 pounds on Earth 232 pounds on Venus or Uranus 43 pounds on the Moon 648 pounds on Jupiter 275 pounds on … Continue reading
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[bleep]ing brilliant
I’ve gotten out of the practice of posting videos on my blog, but this one is just too [bleep]ing funny to pass up.
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Call me, Sarah
At long last, Sarah Silverman and medium-time dough-y companion Jimmy Kimmel have called it quits. Finally. Now’s my chance. Jimmy… I think there are some donuts in the other room. Scamper. Sarah… I’m addressing this directly to you. Slide on … Continue reading
Hacker’s Law of Success
Hacker’s Law of Success (in 4 parts): 1. Stop beating yourself up or I will do it for you. 2. Quit worrying about what you imagine I or anyone else might think of you. 3. Courage is NOT the absence … Continue reading
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Lexicontortion
Does anyone else have a problem with the above sign? Let’s define our terms: “Medium” is Small. “Large” is Medium. And “King” is WayTooFuckingBig. Welcome to America. Please roll thru. Corporate America is brainlaundering us into believing that we are … Continue reading