Category Archives: Humor
Hacker’s Law of Internet Mouth-Shoot-Offery
“The degree to which someone will shoot off their mouth on the internet is inversely proportional to the amount of actual, real experience that they have in the subject.” This one doesn’t require much explanation. The “younger” you are (not … Continue reading
Hacker’s Law of Manipulation
“Any use of emotion (whether it be fear, patriotism, love, guilt, or any of the others in the pantheon of feelings) that is designed to sway your opinion is manipulation.” When someone attempts to prey upon your guilt over having … Continue reading
how the internets work
I’m going to shamelessly steal something from Einstein and contort it to serve my own self-aggrandizing purposes. Since he’s dead, I don’t think he’ll mind. Even if he weren’t dead… I think I could still kick his ass. You see, … Continue reading
DwtDL
The world of D-List “Celebrity” ballroom dancing hit a new low last night in the form of ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars.” I’m sure everyone was horrified by the shame that “Master P” (aka Percy Miller) brought to the floor. … Continue reading
An Open Letter to Mr. Stephen King
Dear blog-reader types, Noted author Stephen King made the following pitch for literacy from the Library of Congress yesterday: “I don’t want to sound like an ad, a public service ad on TV, but the fact is that if you … Continue reading →