What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Child actor and noted gollum Gary Coleman was arrested in his Utah home on charges related to domestic violence.
Waitaminute… UTAH? Seriously? Wow. I’d never have seen that coming. UTAH???
Still… it would’ve been so much cooler if he’d been arrested for murder or something really sick and brutal like tax sodomy or serial douchebaggery.
I can almost hear the lyrics to the Diff’rent Strokes theme song now…