Tokyo: Day IV (a.m.)

Sorry for the lack of bloggage last night. I just wasn’t feeling it. Here are some of my thoughts from yesterday:

  • Akihabara is still the coolest place for electronic gizmos
  • Akihabara hokosha tengoku (pedestrian’s paradise) kinda sucks since Sawamoto Asuka was arrested
  • If you dress up like a maid and hand out stuff on the street, do you really expect people not to take photos of you?
  • Old (weird) Japanese guys still like to walk behind beautiful women, pretending to smack them on the ass with every step.
  • Why didn’t I spend more time in Ueno when I lived here
  • Asakusa during Sanja Matsuri is nuts. If you go there with anyone you don’t wish to get separated from, bring a rope.
  • If you want to see the famous 100 kilogram lantern that hangs from Kaminarimon, don’t go during Sanja Matsuri… the ubiquitous “they” pull it up to make room for the mikoshi (floats carried by throngs of crazy Japanese people in happi and tightie-whities).
  • There is a such thing as just too damn much walking.

And now, I pose a question to my 3 readers: Have you ever lived in Tokyo by yourself for an extended period of time? Do your experiences echo mine, or are they completely different?

Tokyo can be, in my experience, a truly lonely city. The problem is… I don’t think it *has* to be. It’s been socially and culturally *programmed* to be so. People still communicate within their chosen groups, but otherwise bounce off each other like bubbles in the wind. They may notice me… some may even want to say “hello”… but none would dare do so. None over the age of 5, anyway. At that point, they have yet to be ruined by society.

At this point, I find myself asking… if it’s so lonely here, why do I love this city so much? Living here and coming as a visitor are really not all that different. Even when I lived here, it seems I was just visiting.

Off to shower, shave, don my suit, and head off to an early-morning meeting at Sony HQ. I probably won’t take many pictures today. In the meantime, enjoy my photos from yesterday.

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Tokyo: Day III (p.m.)

Too tired to write.  I may write later.  I may post my photos to Flickr.

Too tired to say.

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Tokyo: Day IV (p.m.)

So… what have I accomplished today?

For starters, the meeting was Sony wasn’t today… it’s tomorrow. So I got to spend all day in my monkey suit for no reason. No biggie. At least I got to meet the folks from the office and have a fantastic lunch.

At the office, the new guy (even newer than I) befriended me by giving me a nice gift: a folding Japanese fan (called 扇子 – sensu). I look forward to getting to know him better.

After work, I split off on my own and went back to Shinjuku. Since I’m leaving soon, I knew this might be my last chance to accomplish just two more things:

  • Buy more books at Kinokuniya
  • Find my old favorite ramen shop
  • Rekindle the spark

Was I successful in my endeavor? Yes, yes, and yes.

The ramen shop has since changed ownership and the innards look very different, but very nice. The lady there was very nice and knew about the old place from 10 years ago. We talked a bit about the history of the area and how much it has changed since then. I mentioned that I might be able to come back for business in September, and she and the guy behind the counter both seemed to look forward to seeing me again. I loved their ramen so much, I’m going to share their address with you, my 3 readers. If you ever happen to find yourself in Shinjuku, do yourself a favor and try it. You can’t miss the place… it’s across the street from a Wendy’s and just to the right of a McDonald’s.

The place is called 札幌らーめん 北の大地, which basically means “Sapporo Ramen, the Northern Land” or something along those lines, which makes sense, as Sapporo is in Hokkaido, which is way up north. The 醤油ラーメン (shoyu ramen, or soy-based soup and noodles) was fantastic. Easily the best I’ve had since I got here. The lady recommended next time I try their 豚骨味噌ラーメン (tonkotsu miso ramen, or miso soup and noodles topped with friend pork cutlet). I think I’ll take her up on it next time. Their address is Shinjuku-ku Shinjuku 3-chome 28-2 or 新宿区新宿三丁目28-2 for those conversant in the local lingo. Their phone number is (03) 3357-0056.

On my way home in the light Tokyo rain, I came to a realization… I had just made a couple of friends today.

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Tokyo: Day III (a.m.)

Not much to say this morning. Had a bit of a rough time sleeping.

Up next: Shower, food, Akihabara, Sensoji. If I can get myself back to Shibuya and Shinjuku, I still have more shopping to accomplish. My travelmates’ feet are gonna hate me.

Here’s my Flickr photoset of the previous day’s frivolity. Enjoy. (And please try not to break anything, OK?)

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Tokyo: Day II (6 p.m.)

At Meiji JinguThe day has absolutely wiped me out, both physically and emotionally. I’m completely drained, yet mentally wired. My body seems to have automatically kicked into Tokyo mode, resulting in me spending the last 12 hours, with very few breaks, wandering the streets of Tokyo. Once again, I find myself both excited by and driven to study the Japanese language more earnestly.

Despite what I’ve done, I still have much to accomplish.

I met friends in Shimokitazawa for a nice shabu-shabu dinner tonight and ate entirely too much food. This also happened to be the closest I’ve been to Setagaya-ku, a place that still causes me a twinge of pain, in 15 years. All around me, I keep imagining seeing ghosts from my past… despite not knowing if they’re even still alive. This is something I did not expect, nor do I know how to handle it.

On my way home, I watched a presumptive couple on the train, faces buried in their charm-strapped cellphones. The man stopped only to lovingly study his new purchase – the worst pair of green and white striped socks I’d ever seen. Yet he seemed positively enthralled by them. That incident reminded me that I still don’t quite “get” the Japanese in so many ways. I’m sure I still look pretty odd to them, too.

General observations so far:

  • The Japanese, as much as I seem to understand them, are still largely incomprehensible to me.
  • What passes for “trendy” keeps getting stranger.
  • I still know my way around the city pretty damn well… even to the point of remembering where things were and what used to be where new things are. (e.g. “There used to be a Tower Records up that flight of stairs… 20 years ago.”)
  • The things that have changed are largely subtle.
  • The use of credit cards and the ubiquity of cell phones is conspicuous to me.
  • The JR Yamanote line never used to announce stops in English. I rather dislike it.
  • Japanese commercials are nowhere near as amusing these days.
  • There are many things that I love and have missed dearly about Tokyo.
  • Tokyo is still the loneliest city in the world.

I still feel calm and quiet at Meiji Jingu. I still get excited by Tower Records in Shibuya and Kinokuniya in Shinjuku. The crepes on Takeshita Doori in Harajuku are still wonderful. I still like to walk far longer than my legs are willing. I still hate how easy it is to feel completely alone, even while swimming in a sea of humanity. I still hate how, no matter how good I get at this language, Tokyo can still make me feel like a rank beginner.

The plan for tomorrow is Akihabara and Sensoji. Time allowing, I’d like to hit Tokyu Hands and Loft in Shibuya, and possibly even make another trip to Kinokuniya in Shinjuku, but that may require leaving my traveling companions in the dust.

I’m coming for you next, Kaminarimon.

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Tokyo: Day II (6 a.m.)

Good morning, Tokyo! This is the view from my hotel window. The fog looks inviting… it’s calling me… “Come… I have lots of ramen for you to eat.”

On the plan for today are Shinjuku, Harajuku (with a stop at the Meiji Jingu), and Shibuya.

I’ll see if I can get my picture taken with Hachiko!

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Tokyo: Day I

My web connection is expensive and pay-by-the-day, so I don’t know how much I’ll be blogging while I’m here. If I can expense it all to work, I’ll post more and embellish my prose with (more) photos. In the meantime, network hackers that we are, we’ve set up a makeshift WiFi that we’re sharing between rooms.

Suffice it to say that I almost immediately felt at home again in Tokyo. I didn’t know what to expect, coming back here after being gone for so long… but I can already feel myself wanting to move back. How sad is that?

Since I got in a bit late, all I’ve had time for so far is to snap a few quick camera phone pictures and grab a bowl of OK ramen. Tomorrow, I hope to hit Asakusa and maybe Shibuya. If possible, I want to hit the Apple store and Loft in Shibuya. The word natsukashii* comes to mind.

The hotel is swank. I believe they’re hosting the G8 conference. Yeah… that swank. More to come.

* nostalgic

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Hacker’s Law of Manipulation

“Any use of emotion (whether it be fear, patriotism, love, guilt, or any of the others in the pantheon of feelings) that is designed to sway your opinion is manipulation.”

When someone attempts to prey upon your guilt over having “too much,” your fear of another “terror attack,” your anger over “the rich” making a killing at your expense, or your fear of being labeled a “racist” or of being ostracized from the “cool” crowd… they are manipulating you. Their arguments are weak; because they cannot appeal to you through logic, they go through the less heavily-guarded back door of emotions. Beware.

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An Open Letter to Mr. Stephen King

Dear blog-reader types,

Noted author Stephen King made the following pitch for literacy from the Library of Congress yesterday:

“I don’t want to sound like an ad, a public service ad on TV, but the fact is that if you can read, you can walk into a job later on. If you don’t, then you got the Army… Iraq… I don’t know. Something like that. It’s not as bright. So that’s my little commercial for that.”

While he received little, if any, applause for his remarks, Mr. King’s words have inspired me to write this open letter. I’m not even going to be so petty as to mention that he–a professional, best-selling writer–followed “if you can read” with “if you don’t.” (What I just did is called “paralepsis,” by the way.) Please indulge me for a moment.

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Mr. King,

I am both a veteran of the United States military and a natural-born American citizen. In the interest of full disclosure, I’m admittedly not a fan of your work (I prefer not to read much fiction). I did, however, enjoy the made-for-TV miniseries based on your best-seller “The Stand.”

M-O-O-N… that spells… well… I assume it spells something. But I wouldn’t know. Being a former military man, I apparently can’t read very well.

In all seriousness, not only can I read relatively well in my own native language, I can also read (and speak) 3 other languages, and am currently toying with a 4th. I realize that polyglotism is not common amongst most natural-born American citizens, but it might come as a surprise to you that it’s actually quite common amongst members of the military. How is that possible?

Many military members are products of multicultural families (i.e. father was military, mother was a native of Country X), so they were raised speaking multiple languages in the home. Additionally, many of the men and women in the military spend countless years (often without family or loved ones) in foreign countries where they are forced by circumstances to acquire the native tongue just to get by. Finally, many of my military brothers and sisters (me included) were fortunate enough to attend the prestigious Defense Language Institute, the premier language school on the planet. So much for us being illiterate in other languages.

I also have an actual college degree in a rather technical subject, and am considering pursuing another (MA in Japanese). In fact, most (if not all) of my military friends have at least a Bachelor’s degree. Many of them even have Master’s degrees, also in rather technical subjects. So much for us being uneducated.

Many among my brothers and sisters enlisted (or re-enlisted) specifically to go to Iraq and Afghanistan to serve their country and fellow man. Both those who enlisted and those who re-enlisted were and are well-educated human beings who left lucrative careers in various fields to serve. They did not re/enlist just to get away from a crappy life, crappy economy, or crappy neighborhood. Nor did any of them re/enlist so they wouldn’t have to learn how to read.

I would like to ask you one question: How is it that you, one of the intellectual elite, are so poorly-informed about the fine young men and women who make up the US Military? Is it possible that you have some sort of political agenda that slipped out while you were speaking extemporaneously? Surely, that cannot be the case. Even you are far too intelligent to bite the hand that protects you while you write creepy books.

Warmest Regards,

Michael Hacker
USAF (1987-1998)

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Ancient Chinese Secret

According to the British publication, The Telegraph [1], “China has secretly built a major underground nuclear submarine base that could threaten Asian countries and challenge American power in the region.”

So my question is… if it’s a secret nuclear submarine base…  I think you know where I’m going with this.  I won’t insult your intelligence.

TIA

[1] The Telegraph

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