Orthostatic Hypotension

Low blood pressure on standing up (postural or orthostatic hypotension)

This is a sudden drop in blood pressure when you stand up from a sitting position or if you stand up after lying down. Ordinarily, gravity causes blood to pool in your legs whenever you stand. Your body compensates for this by increasing your heart rate and constricting blood vessels, thereby ensuring that enough blood returns to your brain. But in people with postural hypotension, this compensating mechanism fails and blood pressure falls, leading to symptoms of dizziness, lightheadedness, blurred vision and even fainting.

Postural hypotension can occur for a variety of reasons, including dehydration, prolonged bed rest, pregnancy, diabetes, heart problems, burns, excessive heat, large varicose veins and certain neurological disorders. A number of medications can also cause postural hypotension, particularly drugs used to treat high blood pressure — diuretics, beta blockers, calcium channel blockers and angiotensin-converting enzyme (ACE) inhibitors — as well as antidepressants and drugs used to treat Parkinson’s disease and erectile dysfunction.

Postural hypotension is especially common in older adults, with as many as 20 percent of those over age 65 experiencing postural hypotension. But postural hypotension can also affect young, otherwise healthy people who stand up suddenly after sitting with their legs crossed for long periods or after working for a time in a squatting position. Postural hypotension is generally harmless in young people.

[Courtesy of MayoClinic.com]

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The Karate Kid

Creepy much?

Creepy much?

Just about everyone I know has been asking the same question lately:  “Huh?  ‘Karate’ Kid?  Shouldn’t it be ‘Kung Fu’ Kid?”

With the massive ecological disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, controversy over illegal immigration, high unemployment, the still-tanking world economy, collapsing European nations, growing government bureaucracy, multiple wars, poverty, starvation, and Lindsey Lohan, America is getting bored and needs something real to worry about.  Enter “The Karate Kid.”

Why “Karate” instead of “Kung Fu?”  It’s obvious that it was done for brand name recognition.  Hollywood normally presumes that most Americans is even stupider than they is, and don’t want to bewilder the monkeys.  Can you imagine the confusion over naming a remake of “The Dukes of Hazzard” something like “Them Crazy Rednecks?”  What would’ve happened had the writers of “The A Team” remake not inserted the line “… this Alpha Unit, or ‘A-Team'” so that the viewing public wouldn’t get uneasy with all that jargony Army stuff?

I wouldn’t be surprised if the makers of “The Karate Kid,” hip to the throngs of people asking why it isn’t “The Kung Fu Kid,” didn’t throw in some dialogue to placate the herd:

  • Fresh Prince, Jr.: “Hey, you’re just like Mr. Miyagi, and I’m like the Karate Kid.”
  • Jackie Chan:  “No.  Not Karate.  Kung Fu.  See, Karate comes from Okinawa.  The Japanese later adopted, Japanized, and spread the art through the world, but it’s originally an Okinawan art (which, by the way, originally came from China).  Kung Fu means ‘hard work’ in Chinese, and it is a Chinese art.  I am Chinese.  I speak Chinese.  We are filming in China.  Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth?”
  • FPJ: “Whatever, man…  you crazy.”

Or something like that.

Here’s a history/language lesson for those who give a crap:

Karate was originally developed in Okinawa, but has strong Chinese roots.  In fact, the Chinese characters originally used to write it are 唐手, which means “China (T’ang Dynasty) Hand.”  (Interestingly, the Koreans still use this nomenclature in the form of Tang Soo Do – 唐手道 – way of the China Hand.)  In most areas in Okinawa, the art was often referred to by the name of the region in which it was practiced, e.g. Naha-Hand, Shuri-Hand, etc.  After Funakoshi Gichin brought the art to Japan, the Japanese said, “Uh… yeah… we’re not comfortable with all that ‘China’ stuff, so if you could just go ahead and change that first character, that’d be great, mmmkay?”  So, it was decided that they (the Japanese) would use another character which was (and still is) also pronounced ‘kara.’  Enter 空手 (empty hand).

Kung Fu is written 功夫 in Chinese, and basically means something like “skill earned through hard work.”  I like to think that this name actually originated from a joke.  Imagine some white tourists shlepping around the Chinese countryside, when they happen upon some monks training in the fields.  One corpulent tourist asks the tour guide, “Hey… what’s that stuff?”  The tour guide replies, “Kung Fu (snicker).”  The tourist is so pleased with his new knowledge, that he fails to notice the tour guide elbowing the bus driver in the ribs, saying, “Did you hear that?  I told him it was ‘hard work.’  Now he thinks that’s what the art is called!  BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA…”

Wushu is more likely what they’re doing in the movie (just speculation, as I haven’t seen it yet.)  This is where things get weird.  Wushu is written 武術 in Chinese.  (In Japanese, that word is pronounced Bujutsu.)  Wushu literally means “martial art,” but is more often used today to describe the showy, gymnastic-y, flashy stuff that came about after the Communists killed off, or drove into exile, all the truly powerful Chinese martial artists, only to later realize that they needed something culturally uniquely Chinese in nature to show the world how awesome they are.  In China, Wushu is for showing off athleticism.  In Japan, Bujutsu describes the “old school” combat systems.

I blame Mao.

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16 Spy Agencies

President Obama has nominated James Clapper, a retired Air Force Lieutenant General (that’s three stars to you civilian types) to head the United States’ 16 spy agencies.

Let me run that past you again in case you missed it:  SIXTEEN spy agencies.

Interestingly, the Intelligence Community’s own website lists 17 foreign and domestic spy agencies and organizations:

I’m guessing that the “Office of the Director of National Intelligence” doesn’t really count because isn’t an “agency” so much as a bureaucracy.  OK, I’ll buy that.

Why do we need 16 separate agencies to spy on people?  How much waste and duplication of effort exists?  Can some agencies and responsibilities be combined?  I do understand that, per Executive Order 12333, foreign and domestic intelligence needs to be kept separate.  But hasn’t DHS added a lot more gray to that crayon box anyway?

I really don’t want to get started on Homeland Security… but I’m going to.  Isn’t DHS just an “umbrella agency” that oversees the United States National Guard, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the United States Coast Guard (weren’t they already listed?), U.S. Customs and Border Protection, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, United States Citizenship and Immigration Services, the United States Secret Service, the Transportation Security Administration, and Civil Air Patrol?  Were these agencies not competent to oversee themselves?  (Heh… forget I asked that.)  Did they not play well together at spy agency family reunions?

Unnecessary, repetitious redundancy.  Why is Customs and Border Protection a separate agency from Immigration and Customs Enforcement?  They both have “Customs” in their names!  Immigration and Customs Enforcement and United States Citizenship and Immigration Services both share the word “Immigration.”  What are these people doing?  Can you imagine the savings on business cards alone?

Wait… Civil Air Patrol…?  [twitch]

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California: The Boycott State

Today’s essay is brought to you by California Penal Code, Section 834b.

834b.  (a) Every law enforcement agency in California shall fully cooperate with the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service regarding any person who is arrested if he or she is suspected of being present in the United States in violation of federal immigration laws.

What this paragraph means is that California police (all of them, at every level) are required (that’s the “shall” part) to comply with Federal immigration laws and authorities in the event that they suspect someone they have arrested is in the country illegally.  How they are to ascertain someone’s status?  Is California racially profiling? Where is the paragraph that specifically makes it illegal to racially profile, as is contained in Arizona’s S.B. 1070?  Very naughty, California.

(b) With respect to any such person who is arrested, and suspected of being present in the United States in violation of federal immigration laws, every law enforcement agency shall do the following:

“Suspected” on what basis?  That they are a different color?  That they speak with an accent?  That they don’t understand English?  It sounds to me like racial profiling could easily creep in here.

(1) Attempt to verify the legal status of such person as a citizen of the United States, an alien lawfully admitted as a permanent resident, an alien lawfully admitted for a temporary period of time or as an alien who is present in the United States in violation of immigration laws. The verification process may include, but shall not be limited to, questioning the person regarding his or her date and place of birth, and entry into the United States, and demanding documentation to indicate his or her legal status.

“Papers, please.”

(2) Notify the person of his or her apparent status as an alien who is present in the United States in violation of federal immigration laws and inform him or her that, apart from any criminal justice proceedings, he or she must either obtain legal status or leave the United States.

“Notify the person of his or her apparent status as an alien who is present in the United States in violation of federal immigration laws” means that the arresting agency has to tell the illegal alien that they are, indeed, an illegal alien.

(3) Notify the Attorney General of California and the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service of the apparent illegal status and provide any additional information that may be requested by any other public entity.

The arresting agency also has to report the arrest to state and federal officials.

(c) Any legislative, administrative, or other action by a city, county, or other legally authorized local governmental entity with jurisdictional boundaries, or by a law enforcement agency, to prevent or limit the cooperation required by subdivision (a) is expressly prohibited.

By law, no other California state authority or law enforcement agency can stop another agency from carrying out this law [waves at San Francisco].

The rest of the section goes on to explain the process of notifying the appropriate authorities from the country of origin for said alien.  Feel free to read it if you like, but it isn’t really germane to this conversation.

So.  Sacramento, San Francisco, Oakland, Los Angeles, and West Hollywood are boycotting Arizona, with other cities considering it.  Perhaps the leaders of these communities should make sure their own ships are watertight before lobbing cannon balls across the border.

Something I’ve noticed is that, while these cities don’t want California money going to Arizona, they sure don’t seem to have a problem with Arizona money going to California.  But perhaps that is beginning to change.  According to Sign On San Diego, “The San Diego Convention & Visitors Bureau and several hotels report receiving e-mails and letters from Arizona visitors saying they intend to change their plans to travel [to San Diego]” because of the boycotts.  The number of reports is relatively small so far (probably fewer than 30), but for every person who goes out of their way to make their position known, how many are there who choose to remain silent about their decision?

Another thing that I found particularly telling lies in one the comments on the Sign On San Diego article:

“I hope you succeed; there are plenty of places in the country that would like economic growth instead of stagnation, bankruptcy, and unemployment… I hope they get your business, and you get your way. Everybody wins, right? Other places get your business, and you go bankrupt… who could ask for more?”

This commenter has actually devolved to fighting perceived hatred with actual hatred and the desire for an entire state and her population to wither and die.  Good choice.  One thing I’ve learned from the “California” mindset (with apologies to my many sane California friends) is that it’s OK to hate, as long as you hate the correct people or things.

Whether you agree with these laws or not, all I ask is that you do your due diligence and educate yourself thoroughly before the pot goes calling the kettle racist.  Emotions alone do not cut it.  This goes for both sides.

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S.B. 1070

Introduction

There has been a lot of talk around the state, the nation, and the world about S.B. 1070, Arizona’s recent illegal immigration bill (note that it’s a bill, not a law… there is a difference).  Most of that talk has been included “thoughtful” rhetoric likening Arizona to a racist Nazi state.  The phrase “papers, please” has been bandied about everywhere from the traditional media to Saturday Night Live.

Yesterday (4/29/10), Democrats in the U.S. Congress proposed taking steps toward “ending illegal employment through biometric employment verification.”  What this means is that the Federal gov’t would require all citizens to carry federally-issued identification in which is embedded DNA or other biometric information.  Even the left-leaning Huffington Post called it a “national ID card.” While they claim it would only be used for employment purposes, anyone who has been paying attention to the national ID card conversation that has been ongoing since 9/11 should know better.

That said, where’s the uproar over this Democrat-sponsored nation-wide “papers, please” blanket being thrown over all legal US citizens, in EVERY state.  I know, I know… it isn’t a law… yet.  But neither is S.B. 1070.  I guess that speaker Nancy Pelosi’s words from the healthcare reform fiasco hold true here, too:  “We have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it.”

Having spent a good portion of my life in California, New York, New Jersey, and the District of Columbia, I find it a laughable parody of real oppression to hear people calling Arizona a “police state.”  Anyone who has ever been pulled over by the New Jersey State Police knows what I’m talking about.  Arizona has some of the most liberal (meaning free) gun laws and self-protection-related laws in the entire country.  Our state taxes are among the lowest.  (Our public education is also, unfortunately, among of the lowest.)  But I digress.

S.B. 1070

Let’s take a look at the bill.  (No, I’m not going to include everything, nor am I going to go through all of it line-by-line.  You’re smart.  You can do it for yourself.  I trust you.)

Purpose

Requires officials and agencies of the state and political subdivisions to fully comply with and assist in the enforcement of federal immigration laws and gives county attorneys subpoena power in certain investigations of employers.  Establishes crimes involving trespassing by illegal aliens, stopping to hire or soliciting work under specified circumstances, and transporting, harboring or concealing unlawful aliens, and their respective penalties.

This requires Arizona officials to comply with existing Federal immigration laws.  It also makes it a state crime to be in violation of Federal immigration laws.  The text goes on to explain what, exactly, that entails.

Background

Federal law provides that any alien who 1) enters or attempts to enter the U.S. at any time or place other than as designated by immigration officers, 2) eludes examination by immigration officers, or 3) attempts to enter or obtains entry to the U.S. by a willfully false or misleading representation is guilty of improper entry by an alien.  For the first commission of the offense, the person is fined, imprisoned up to six months, or both, and for a subsequent offense, is fined, imprisoned up to 2 years, or both (8 U.S.C. § 1325).

OK.  That seems to be a pretty clear definition of how federal law sees illegal aliens.

Enough of the background.  Let’s get to the meat and potatoes of the bill that seems to be at the heart of everyone’s heartache:

Enforcement

1.  Requires a reasonable attempt to be made to determine the immigration status of a person during any legitimate contact made by an official or agency of the state or a county, city, town or political subdivision (political subdivision) if reasonable suspicion exists that the person is an alien who is unlawfully present in the U.S.

The phrase “legitimate contact” means that a police officer, for instance, cannot legally pull someone over just for D.W.B. (“Driving While Brown”).  Does that mean they won’t?  No.  Does that mean it doesn’t already happen all over the country?  Nope.  Unfortunately, no law can fix an ignorant, racist mentality.  But it can (and hopefully will) punish those officials who act on it.

2.  Requires the person’s immigration status to be verified with the federal government pursuant to federal law.

This means that Arizona is required to contact the federal gov’t to see if the person is in violation of federal law.

3.  Requires an alien unlawfully present in the U.S. who is convicted of a violation of state or local law to be transferred immediately to the custody of ICE or Customs and Border Protection, on discharge from imprisonment or assessment of any fine that is imposed.

What this paragraph requires is that any illegal alien who has been convicted of breaking a state or local law must be handed over to federal authorities.

4.  Allows a law enforcement agency to securely transport an alien who is unlawfully present in the U.S. and who is in the agency’s custody to:

a)  a federal facility in this state or

b)  any other point of transfer into federal custody that is outside the jurisdiction of the law enforcement agency.

Again… federal and federal.

5.  Allows a law enforcement officer, without a warrant, to arrest a person if the officer has probable cause to believe that the person has committed any public offense that makes the person removable from the U.S.

Any law enforcement officer can already place a person under arrest for “probable cause.”  For “public offense that makes the person removable from the U.S.,” please see above.

6.  Prohibits officials or agencies of the state and political subdivisions from being prevented or restricted from sending, receiving or maintaining an individual’s immigration status information or exchanging that information with any other governmental entity for the following official purposes:

a)  determining eligibility for any public benefit, service or license provided by any federal, state, local or other political subdivision of this state;

b)  verifying any claim of residence or domicile if that verification is required under state law or a judicial order issued pursuant to a civil or criminal proceeding in the state;

c)   confirming a detainee’s identity; and

d)  if the person is an alien, determining whether the person is in compliance with federal alien registration laws.

What this boils down to is that no Arizona official can stop another Arizona official from upholding this law.  In other words, the Mayor of Phoenix cannot order Phoenix Police to look the other way.

7.  Disallows officials or agencies of the state or political subdivisions from adopting or implementing policies that limit immigration enforcement to less than the full extent permitted by federal law, and allows a person to bring an action in superior court to challenge an official or agency that does so.

8.  Requires the court, if there is a judicial finding that an entity has committed a violation, to order any of the following:

a)  that the plaintiff recover court costs and attorney fees;

b)  that the defendant pay a civil penalty of not less than $1,000 and not more than $5,000 for each day that the policy has remained in effect after the filing of the action.

Fines and recovering court costs…  blah, blah.

9.  Requires the court to collect and remit the civil penalty to the Department of Public Safety (DPS), which must establish a special subaccount for the monies in the account established for the Gang and Immigration Intelligence Team Enforcement Mission (GIITEM) appropriation.

Collected monies go to GIITEM.  This acronym sounds scandalously similar to GITMO.  Hmmm… maybe there is a Bush-Obama conspiracy here…

10.  Specifies that law enforcement officers are indemnified by their agencies against reasonable costs and expenses, including attorney fees, incurred by the officer in connection with any action, suit or proceeding brought pursuant to this statute to which the officer may be a party by reason of the officer being or having been a member of the law enforcement agency, except in relation to matters in which the officer is adjudged to have acted in bad faith.

If a cop acts in “bad faith,” they are not protected from lawsuits.  Would racial profiling, where no actual crime has been committed, qualify?  I believe it would.

The rest of the text goes into the specifics of what constitutes solicitation of work, unlawful transporting, and Arizona’s participation in E-Verify, etc.  You can read it for yourself if you’re interested.

Nowhere in the bill is there an allowance for nabbing people off the street just because they are a different color or because they speak with a pronounced accent.  Were are the references to specific racial groups or countries of origin?

Fer Instances

I know what you’re thinking… “the bill is obviously anti-Mexican.”  I’m sure that, for some, it’s easy to interpret it as such.  But as the law is written, there’s no reference to race, color, sex, creed, or nationality as meeting the bar for “probable cause.”  (See the new amendment below.)  Will that stop racists from being racist?  Nope.  But hopefully, there will be severe penalties that discourage such behavior.

The police cannot legally pull you over for no reason.  This is what is known as “probable cause.”  Can they just make shit up to pull over people as it is?  Damn skippy.  Do they?  Yep.  But, just for the sake of this discussion, let’s assume that everything is being done legally, with probable cause.

Let’s suppose that a police officer pulls you over in a minor traffic stop.  Do you know what the officer will ask you for?  “License, registration, and proof of insurance, please.”  You have to prove that you not only have the license to operate a motor vehicle, but that you are authorized to operate that particular vehicle (i.e. that you didn’t steal it), and that you have proof of mandatory insurance (read: institutionalized extortion).  Of course, if this interchange happens to take place at the end of a high-speed chase, the cop may be a little less polite.

Can said cop pull you over because he thinks “hmm… that brown guy can’t possibly make enough money to afford a car like that…?”  Of course he can.  Can he do it legally, using your skin color as his probable cause?  No.  In fact, doing so would open him up wide to civil lawsuits.

Do some cops already racially profile?  I suspect the answer is “yes.”  Do TSA employees and convenience store owners racially profile?  Probably.  How about you?  Only you can answer that.  One very important question remains:  how will this bill be enforced in reality without resorting to racial profiling?

Boycott Arizona!

People all over the country have called for boycotts of Arizona and AZ-based companies.  That is their right, and I support them expressing themselves.  There have even been calls to boycott Arizona Iced Tea on Twitter:  “Dear Arizona: If you don’t change your immigration policy, I will have to stop drinking your enjoyable brand of iced tea.”  Another person called Arizona Iced Tea “the drink of fascists.”  The only problem with this is that the Arizona Iced Tea company was founded, and is based in, New York.

Some are trying to get the Chicago Cubs to boycott Arizona by forbidding the Diamonbacks from playing at Wrigley Field.  You wanna see an otherwise disinterested populace get pissed off quickly?  Inconvenience them or fuck with their favorite TV show.

Even former Arizona state Senator Alfredo Gutierrez is calling for companies, airlines, and even other states to boycott Arizona. In full disclosure, I find Mr. Gutierrez to be a bigoted, race-baiting, angry man.  Every time something remotely related to Mexico comes up in Arizona, he is screaming racism.  At times, it seems to me as though he sees racist boogey men under every rock and bougainvillea bush in the state.

Boycotts only affect the innocent who have nothing to do with that which you are boycotting.  Why would people from Arizona wish Arizona harm?  The only thing that comes to mind is self-interest.  If they have a legitimate beef with the bill (i.e. something that actually exists in the bill), I’d like to hear it.

And what’s going to remain in the aftermath after all the hysteria and misinformation dies down?  Is the state of Arizona just going to forgive and forget?

This is the sort of ignorance that finally drove me to write this missive.  There are a lot of people spewing a lot of very heated words out there.  Logic has, once again, taken a back seat to race-baiting and inflamed language.

In his book “Rules for Radicals,” Saul Alinsky outlines several tactics for, what he describes as “how the Have-Nots can take power away from the Haves.”  Rule #5 reads: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.”

I recommend you chew on that for a while.  When you paint everyone with the same brush, you do both yourself and them a major disservice.

At least the passage of S.B. 1070 has accomplished one thing:  people all across the nation, including Washington D.C., are now talking a little more seriously about the federal government’s abject failure in securing the country’s borders and in dealing with illegal immigration.

Support

According to a Gallup poll, Arizona’s new bill (not yet in effect) has majority support.   Rasmussen puts the number even higher, claiming: “Seventy-seven percent (77%) of Republicans support the law along with 62% of voters not affiliated with either major party. Democratic voters are evenly divided on the measure.”

Hearken back, if you will, to the healthcare legislation that passed with zero bi-partisan support.  Healthcare reform passed despite bi-partisan opposition and was declared by Democrats to be a success.  Yet S.B. 1070 has bi-partisan support, but has been declared by Democrats to be “unconstitutional” and “racist.”  Is this significant or even relevant?  That’s hard to say… but it sure is interesting.

In my own anecdotal research, I’m finding that natural-born Americans of Latin descent seem to have a lot more problem with this bill than legal immigrants do.  In fact, the legal immigrants tend to be in favor of it.  Koreans, Japanese, Mexican… it doesn’t matter.  They are all pissed that other people break the law to come in and take what they had to work for years to earn.

According to the Pew Hispanic Center, there are 1,965,000 Hispanics in Arizona, 91% of whom are from Mexico, making up a total of 30% of the state’s total population.  (This does not, presumably, include the estimated 1/2 million illegal aliens–from all countries.)  If this is true, then either 100% of the Hispanic population of Arizona opposes the bill and 100% of the non-Hispanic population supports it… or… the bill has far greater Hispanic support than opponents of the bill want you to think.

Other states, including Oklahoma, are now considering similar bills.  What may surprise you is that, according to a long-time police officer who called into a radio show, California state law allowed for CA police to arrest on the basis of illegal status until the 1970s.  (I have yet to successfully verify this.)

The Media

Shakira, one of the sexiest women on the planet (in my drooling opinion), was in town yesterday to lend her voice to the protest: “I’m not an expert on the Constitution but I know the constitution exists for a reason.  It exists to protect human beings, to protect the rights of people living in a nation, with or without documents. We’re talking about human beings here.”

This is indicative of the ignorance running rampant out there.  I didn’t say “stupidity,” I said “ignorance.”  Shakira doesn’t let a little ignorance about the Constitution stop her from commenting.  While this is a nice platitude, extended out of the magnanimity of our hearts, it isn’t in the Law.  Shakira’s hips may not lie… but they sure don’t seem to know what the hell they’re talking about regarding the US Constitution.

Even the Arizona House’s Democratic watch dog Kyrsten Sinema, when asked by KFYI’s Mike Broomhead (yes, that’s unfortunately his real name) if she thought S.B. 1070 was akin to Naziism, laughed and said it was not.  She did have a problem with a couple of portions of the language of the bill, but otherwise did not seem to think it was anywhere near what people have been suggesting.  However, she later turned around and, on her Facebook page, described S.B. 1070 as “unconstitutional and wrong for our state.”  Which is it?  Why does she say one thing in one venue, then something entirely different in another?  Pandering, perhaps?

Roger Ebert, noted complainer, suggested the following on his Twitter feed: “Idea for Arizona: Just have them wear a cloth star, easily visible on their topmost outer garment.”  This, from a man who rarely gets movie reviews right (to my taste) and who recently said that video games can never be art.  I’m sure that a look at his tweets and blog posts won’t expose any sort of obviously hateful agenda.  Whoops… I spoke too soon:  Sarah Palin on spill: “Our prayers r w/u.” Me: :My prayers r 4/u.” The man obviously has an axe to grind, and has gotten so used to thinking his opinions on movies are important, that his opinions on other topics must be equally important (and correct).

I do not disagree that some US citizens of Latino descent have a real fear of being persecuted.  In this day and age, I think damned near everyone in this country feels persecute by someone for some reason.  Believe it or not, this white guy shares your concern.  For me, it isn’t about race, but about excessive gov’t intrusion into the lives of private, peaceable citizens.

Racism

If your knee-jerk reaction is to cry “racism” every time you don’t like something and can’t seem to argue against it logically, you might want to take a look deep inside yourself.  Ad hominem attacks (for which unsubstantiated allegations of “racism” qualify) signal the final gasps of a dying grasp on logic and the ability to think clearly and critically. This is dangerous.  Hysteria can easily be used to sweep people up in very bad ideas.

I don’t think of things in terms of race.  This is rather strange, considering I’m a white guy from a small Iowa town who grew up around fairly open racism among the older generations.  I honestly don’t concern myself with it.  Quite to the contrary, I generally find people who are different than me, who are from other countries, and who speak other languages, to be highly interesting.  And yes, I have the proverbial ethnic friends, from places such as Mexico, Korea, Japan, and many, many other countries.

It may sound strange to you, but I see the people who cry racist the loudest and most often as being the racists.  Racism isn’t about crackers hating brown people.  It’s about making race the issue in the first place.  Making race an issue when it isn’t an issue is offensive.  It’s also detrimental to the cause of fighting real racism.

As the song says, “before you accuse me, take a look at yourself.”

You may be asking yourselves… “what does this white boy know about racism?”  That’s a fair question.  Please allow me answer your question with a question of my own: When was the last time you lived in a place where the open display of signs specifically prohibiting certain ethnic groups were posted?

For 10 years, I lived in Japan, where it was common for me to be seen and treated very differently.  I was repeatedly denied entry to clubs.  Girls wouldn’t date me because their parents didn’t approve of “foreigners” (which might’ve, in retrospect, just been an excuse not to date me).  I was told, by a Japanese, that I was unfit for yoga because I was a foreigner, and couldn’t possibly understand it.  This, despite speaking in proper, polite Japanese and following cultural protocols.  I didn’t have the heart to remind him that yoga is Indian, making him a foreigner, too.  In Japan, it wasn’t uncommon to see signs that said, “No Chinese Allowed.”  Yet even most Japanese couldn’t tell the difference between Japanese, Koreans, and Chinese without hearing them speak.

I speak fluent Japanese with a slight northern Japanese accent.  If a Japanese doesn’t see my face, they often can’t tell that I’m not Japanese.  Yet when they see me, they often pretend they can’t understand me.  Or they will feign shock and express how great my Japanese is over the simplest of phrases.  It’s so ingrained in them by their culture, that to hear a white guy speaking Japanese like I do just doesn’t compute.  No matter how good I am, I’m still just a trained monkey.

The purpose behind this bill, as I see it, is not to legalize or institutionalize the hatred and suspicion of so-called “brown people.”  If you read the bill, it specifically pushes off the enforcement of existing federal law onto the federal gov’t.  It also outlaws racial profiling.

I don’t want to punish people.  I have no interest in denying a man the means to feed his family and give them the life that they deserve.  What I have a problem with is the crime that accompanies the behavior.  In my opinion, many of those (at least in Arizona) who favor amnesty and the legalization of illegal workers, whether they be Scottsdale Democrats or Mesa Republicans, want one thing: cheap slave labor.

Reality

Several years ago, not 15 miles from my apartment, two competing coyotes (Arizona speak for people who smuggle illegals across the border for a high fee, then extort and exploit them) engaged in a high-speed machine gun battle while driving up I-10.  Fortunately, I don’t believe any “innocents” were injured.

The murders of federal officials, police, and peaceable ranchers.  The human trafficking, drug smuggling, vehicle theft, kidnapping, exploitation, gangs, and violence.  This is all a real part of our daily lives in Arizona.  We are truly on the front lines of this in ways that residents of Iowa or Wisconsin cannot likely understand.

Full Disclosure

Finally, in the spirit of full disclosure, I’m going to share a story with you.  It’s a story I have almost never shared with anyone.  I was nearly killed as a direct result of the illegal activities that surround illegal immigration.

Years ago, I was in the outskirts of San Diego for a martial arts seminar with some friends.  That night, as we were driving home on I-8, we were passed by a dark-colored van.  This van had on no headlights and was traveling at a very high rate of speed.  Oh, it was going the wrong way up an interstate highway.  In my lane.

The van sped past us on the shoulder so fast, we barely even noticed it was there until it had already flown by.  A few days later, I read a news article that mentioned the same night, same time frame, same stretch of road, same van.  As it turns out, the van was full of illegal immigrants, being driven by a coyote who was trying to elude the Border Patrol.  The driver rolled the van a few miles past where we encountered it.

This just in…

The Arizona Republic has just reported that an amendment has been adopted that changes some of the language used in the bill.  Of particular interest is the change to the phrase which formerly read “A law enforcement official or agency … may not solely consider race, color or national origin.”  The word “solely” has been stricken, leaving the bill now reading “A law enforcement official or agency … may not consider race, color or national origin.”  What this means is that the law itself now specifically forbids the use of racial profiling as probable cause.  Governor Brewer has also stated publicly that racial profiling is illegal in the state of Arizona.

I think I’ve said just about all I have to say on the subject.  Despite everything I wrote here, I’m generally against new laws.  Hell, I’m opposed to a lot of the old ones.

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Who Wants to Rock?

This morning, I woke up to a revelation:  I miss making music with other people.

Me: Guitarist/Songwriter/Recordist.  Can sing if I absolutely have to.  Living in Chandler, AZ.  Burnt out on the band thing for a long time.  Not getting any younger.  No interest in partying.  No drugs, cigarettes, or booze.  Cover songs OK, but not my focus.  Interested in writing, playing, and recording.

You: At least 30 years old.  Live relatively close to me.  Similar influences.  Bassist, singer, drummer, and/or songwriter.  Over the rock star ego, attitude, drama, and partying bullshit.  Interested in music.  Not afraid to look/sound stupid.

My incomplete list of influences:

  • 70’s classic rock
  • 80’s pop and hair metal
  • Beatles
  • Billy Joel
  • Boston
  • Budgie
  • Dr. Demento
  • Dreams Come True (Japanese pop)
  • Dream Theater (“Train of Thought” album)
  • Feel So Bad (Japanese metal)
  • Frank Zappa
  • Heart
  • Indigo Girls
  • James Taylor
  • Joe Pass
  • Joe Satriani
  • King’s X
  • Led Zeppelin
  • Metallica
  • Nuno Bettencourt
  • Queen
  • Queensrÿche
  • Rush
  • Sasagawa Miwa (Japanese pop)
  • Southern All-Stars (Japanese rock)
  • Steve Vai
  • They Might Be Giants
  • Tom Lehrer
  • Van Halen
  • Weird Al Yankovic
  • Zemfira (Russian pop rock)

If any of this sounds like you, hit me up.  If not, I’m sure there’s a Linkin Park cover band somewhere in the valley that needs a keyboard player.

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COC Block



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Dear People Who Make Movies and TV Shows

Thanks for keeping us entertained.

I rather enjoy watching military-related programs like NCIS and pretty much any action/spy movies with a high SBU factor.  In other words, pretty much anything with Matt Damon beating the holy living shit out of someone with bad-ass Krav Maga moves.  I swear I’m not gay, but I’d consider taking his Bourne Ultimatum into my Green Zone… if you know what I mean.

Anyhoo, listen… while I have your attention, I have one request.  Please stop making your actors explain acronyms.  Seriously.  It makes you sound retarded and makes us feel like you think we’re retarded.

For example:

  • Mel Gibson:  “Oh noes!  It’s the NSA!”
  • Random Douchebag:  “You mean the National Security Agency???”
  • Mel Gibson:  (Stares blankly at Random Douchebag.)
  • Random Douchebag:  (Stares blankly back at Mel Gibson.)
  • Mel Gibson:  “No, dumbfuck.  I mean ‘Noodle Slurpers of Armenia.’  Did your parents drop you on your head straight into a pile of yak shit when you were a baby?”

How about another:

  • LL Cool J:  “Looks like our dead Marine was former EOD in Iraq.”
  • Random Douchebag: (Knowing nod) “Explosive Ordinance Disposal.”
  • LL Cool J:  “Look… how’d you like me to shove this block of C4 up your urethra and blow it up remotely via an unnecessarily elaborate cell-phone-based detonation process?”
  • Random Douchebag: (Pauses) “You said ‘blow’…”
  • LL Cool J: (boom)

I think you get the idea.

Seriously, stop it.  The bottom line is that we, your mind-numbed viewing public, are not stupid.  At least, not as stupid as you are.  Many of us have actually done some of the things your actors are pretending to do on screen.  Face it… if “the people” are too stupid to get it, they’re too stupid to watch your show.  They belong on E! watching the Kardashians (Armenian reference #2) wax their forearms.  You don’t need them.  You don’t want them.

That is all.  Thank you for your service to our country.  USA!!!  USA!!!  (Not the channel.)

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#104995

Tonight, I shook the hand of one of the most amazing humans I’ve ever met in my life.

I finished a bit of work this afternoon and, with nothing better to do, decided to wander around.  On my way home, I stopped by Changing Hands Bookstore to look at their second-hand foreign language book collection as I am wont to do.  To my chagrin, there was a large crowd there to hear a speaker, and my language book section had, as usual, been relocated to some unknown location.  At first, I was a bit annoyed, but I’ve become accustomed to this happening when speakers were there.  As the speaker was introduced, my ears perked up.

I have been studying Third Reich history since I was a small boy.  But I had never met a survivor… until tonight.

Ernest W. Michel survived several Nazi concentration camps, including the death camp at Auschwitz.  He told us that he shares his experiences, “not because I enjoy it… this is very hard for me.”  He shares because he has a responsibility to bear witness to what he had endured.

These were no stories from some history book.  These were the stirring words of a man openly sharing the most horrific experiences anyone can imagine.  This was a man sharing his life.  Ernest Michel’s words were open, honest, and searing.  His words were just as much a part of his flesh as the number 104995 on his left arm.

He shared personal stories from Kristallnacht, the camps, and of his escape.  He told us of writing down the names and numbers of the countless dead, and of carrying their bodies to their eventual destination: “up the chimney.”  He also talked about his involvement with the Nuremberg trials after the war, including meeting several famous reporters who were covering it for the various world news agencies, such as Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite.

One story that particularly struck me was of his meeting with Hermann Göring, formerly the 2nd most powerful man in the Third Reich.  Apparently, Göring had been reading Michel’s news articles in the German press.  Having heard that Michel was present at the trials, Göring asked if he would be willing to meet with him.  When Michel entered the cell of the former Reichsmarschall, Göring stood to greet him, offering his hand.  Michel recoiled and refused to shake the hand of the top living Nazi, instead asking the guard to allow him to leave the cell.  The last thing he saw was Göring standing there, hand outstretched.

Mr. Michel openly fielded questions from the crowd, including those asked by two young boys.  Through a welcoming smile that did nothing to hide the seriousness of his words, he admonished: “Learn, young man.  Learn history.”

Despite all he had been through, he told us that he cannot live with hate.

When my opportunity came to talk to Mr. Michel and ask him to sign my copy of his book “Promises Kept,” I reminded him of his Hermann Göring story.  He looked up.  I asked, “Would you do me the honor of shaking my hand?”  He smiled broadly and gave me a hearty, warm handshake.

Tonight, I shook the hand of the man who refused to shake the hand of Hermann Göring.  Tonight, I shook the hand of Ernest W. Michel, Auschwitz Survivor #104995.

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Dancing With The Stars

Yes, folks… it’s that time again. Time for once-famous “celebrities” to strut their stuff on the dance floor in hopes of taking home the coveted prize: a 2nd chance at scraping together a bit of fame and cashing in before the last bits of self respect drip away.  Let’s hope nobody breaks a hip this year!

The names have been released, so let’s take a look at who we have to look forward to seeing this year:

Pamela Anderson
“Actress”
Age: 42

One word:  “ew.”  Seriously?  Pamela Anderson?  Am I the only man in this country who isn’t turned on by plastic and peroxide?  Even if she were ever “hot,” that had to be at least 30 years ago. This is why the terrorists really hate us, folks.


Erin Andrews
ESPN Reporter Babe
Age:  18 (butt) / 31 (everything else)

I don’t watch sports.  At all.  So I have no idea who Ms. Andrews is.  That said, she has my attention.  I tried finding a picture of her face on the internet, but it seems that the only photos out there are of her butt.


Shannen Doherty
Actress
Age: 38

Oh, come on… you’re only doing this because Jennie Garth did it first.  In all seriousness, I hope she blows a gasket and picks a fight with Niecy Nash.  I wouldn’t pay to see it, but I’d be willing to TiVo it and skip over the commercials to watch it.


Niecy Nash
Actress
Age: 40

Go on with your bad self.


Nicole Scherzinger
“Singer”
Age: 31

I have no idea which one she is, but I’m sure she’s probably one of them.  Even if she’s the ugly one, I’ll probably still watch.


Kate Gosselin
Reality TV personality / Baby Factory
Age: 34

Don’t they make a cute couple?  I’m really pulling for them.  I bet their babies would be cute.


There are apparently a bunch of guys on the list, too, but… [yawn]


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