At long last, Sarah Silverman and medium-time dough-y companion Jimmy Kimmel have called it quits. Finally. Now’s my chance.
Jimmy… I think there are some donuts in the other room. Scamper. Sarah… I’m addressing this directly to you. Slide on over and let me drop some sexy on you…
You’re beautiful, sexy, smart, funny, sarcastic, and Jew-y. What more could a guy want? Why not try a regular guy for a change? I know you’re hurting. I know you like fat guys. Plus, I look great in a kilt. Go ahead… give me a call. What could it hurt?