Yes, folks… it’s that time again. Time for once-famous “celebrities” to strut their stuff on the dance floor in hopes of taking home the coveted prize: a 2nd chance at scraping together a bit of fame and cashing in before the last bits of self respect drip away. Let’s hope nobody breaks a hip this year!
The names have been released, so let’s take a look at who we have to look forward to seeing this year:
One word: “ew.” Seriously? Pamela Anderson? Am I the only man in this country who isn’t turned on by plastic and peroxide? Even if she were ever “hot,” that had to be at least 30 years ago. This is why the terrorists really hate us, folks.
I don’t watch sports. At all. So I have no idea who Ms. Andrews is. That said, she has my attention. I tried finding a picture of her face on the internet, but it seems that the only photos out there are of her butt.
Oh, come on… you’re only doing this because Jennie Garth did it first. In all seriousness, I hope she blows a gasket and picks a fight with Niecy Nash. I wouldn’t pay to see it, but I’d be willing to TiVo it and skip over the commercials to watch it.
Go on with your bad self.
I have no idea which one she is, but I’m sure she’s probably one of them. Even if she’s the ugly one, I’ll probably still watch.
Don’t they make a cute couple? I’m really pulling for them. I bet their babies would be cute.
There are apparently a bunch of guys on the list, too, but… [yawn]