The Minnesota state Supreme Court has unanimously rejected Republican Norm Coleman’s legal challenge over the state’s long-contested Senatorial election, handing the state’s senate seat to Al Franken. Apparently, Mr. Franken was good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, 50.0001% of the voters sorta liked him.
In response to the news, Franken was quoted as saying “On second thought… forget all that shit I said about the 2000 elections… I don’t know what I was thinking! This supreme court stuff rawks!”
Mr. Coleman is purported to be penning a book based purely on junk science with hopes of winning the Nobel Prize for bullshit.