The Dalai Lama (aka Punxsutawney Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso) sees his own shadow, signaling 6 more months of Communist Chinese oppression.
So apparently, the Dalai Lama isn’t really on Twitter. Big surpise there. I guess if you want REAL Twitlightenment, you’ll have to turn to @BhagwanMike instead.