The King reads my blog

Hearken back, if you will, to my commentary from June 30th, 2008 entitled Lexicontortion.  In a nutshell, I was lamenting over corporate- and government-sponsored changes in our language that have resulted in the loss of the size “small” from the vernacular.

Well, apparently Burger King reads my blog.  Or at least, that’s what I’d like to think.  And here’s the proof:

Small.  Medium.  Large.

Notice also that these novel size descriptions are “NEW.”  Yes… never before in the history of the Amurican language have we had a way to describe things that are of different relative sizes.  Hosanna!

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