@BarackObama – Barack Obama
Claim to fame: TechPhony
Sample Tweets: Irrelevant. He’s never used Twitter, despite duping millions into believing that he actually was using it.
@PerezHilton – Perez Hilton (aka Mario Armando Lavandeira)
Claim to fame: Drawing jizz on pictures of actual famous people / Celebutard
Followers: 1,650,587 (the irony that he has more followers than the person whose name he stole is not lost on me)
Sample Tweet: @MTV Do you still love me? Tell me you love me! Xoxo
@ParisHilton – Paris Hilton
Claim to fame: Rich Daddy / Extreme Vapidity
Sample Tweet: That’s hot.
@spencerpratt – Spencer Pratt
Claim to fame: Fame-seeking DoucheWhore
Sample Tweet: All my haters should tune in to the tonight show at 11pm! You will love how I get booooed on Conan! It was legendary! Haha fame is SICK!
@officialTila – Tila Tequila (aka Tila Nguyen)
Claim to fame: Looks like a small Japanese boy with big fake boobies.
Sample Tweet: & I know FOR A FACT that I’m the ONLY BITCH you’re scared of @perezhilton cuz you KNOW I have more balls, power & influence then u do!